The Archetypes of Nefariousness, or, The Incomplete List of Unattractive Stereotypes Women Far Too Often Fit.
Typically women have no problem gossiping to their girls about the most pathetic stereotypical descriptions of men they’ve recently seen, i.e.: “The Player,” “The Artist Type” and, of course, “The Smugly Self-Satisfied Blogger.” So as a public service to you, the largely female audience of “The Tyra Banks Show,” I've taken the time to write up a list of equally pathetic stereotypes that females fit.
Stereotype #1: The “Savior,” a.k.a. The “Christ Figure”
Right off the bat we've got a type that any self-respecting girl should be offended by; yes, that's right, the “Queen of Suffering,” or “The Savior” if you will. There is no cause that is too desperate for this girl. By the grace of God she will try, with all of her might, to get you to: eat fewer animals, volunteer with her at -- insert pointless, stupid bleeding-heart cause or organization here, -- drink less (to help you focus on volunteering at said stupid bleeding heart cause), visit her parents to gloat about volunteering, and attend farmer's markets not so much, to “buy” produce but to be “seen” by her equally self-righteous friends. Also, she's probably dissatisfied with you for watching sports or, oh, wait! That's every girl. SNAP!
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