I met Roller Derby Girl at my regular Corpus Christi spot, with my fellow bachelor, Drew. She was sitting alone in the booth next to ours. We started talking and I found out that her sister and a friend had just gone to the bathroom.
Overprotective girlfriends can be just as big of an obstacle as a boyfriend, so I had to act fast. She told me her name and that she used to bartend at a different bar and was now a member of the local roller derby team. She was a cute girl with a bit of a tomboyish side to her, and looked too small for roller derby.
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